What time did I get up this morning?
- 5 am
- 7 am
- Mid day
- I'm still in bed
What was the most fun I had today?
- I didn't have any fun
- Doing a fortnightly shop
- Man time
- Having a poo
How large was the wee man's tantrum on the beach?
- Pretty big
- The Chancellor threw him in the sea to shut him up
How large is the glass of wine I'm currently drinking?
- Very big
- Who needs a glass
- Intravenous drip is in my arm
The prize is that you've finished the blog or if you want I'll send you signed picture of myself.