I won't go too deep into the neuroses as I may offend someone but let's just say the traits have
pissed off infuriated every wife/girlfriend/partner bar none. The Chancellor knows these traits and still somehow manages to put up with them.
She also says that the wee man is just a little me and being with him day in day out doesn't make it any less so. We are at the start of a copying stage meaning that every little thing I do is being stored in his little head ready to show his mum when she gets home. Most are negative things, which is a shame.
- The way I drive. Generally aggressively and includes lots of swearing.
- The way I swear when we get home from said drive.
- The way I break wind liberally.
- The way I pick my nose and flick what I find somewhere where it can't be found.
- The way I bite my finger nails and don't dispose properly of what is removed...